Have you ever been driving down the road
And come upon a fella who was just pokin' along,
Straddlin' the white line?
And when you'd try to pass him, he'd speed up?
Well, 'round here we call this fella a Road Hog.
This is a story about him and his eventual end:
Well, me and my buddy went a riding last night
Me and my buddy went a riding last night
Popped a hill and we saw his lights
Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.
Now, when we saw him we almost died
When we saw him we almost died
He was comin' at us on our side
Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.
My buddy sai